I'm an 'ooligan
cos I's bin given one of dese
fings to fill.
Dis is a jernal. I fink. Or a
diry. Or sumfink like dat.
Elija sez its cos I'm an 'ooligan.
An 'ees de boss.
Likes 'im. E's nice an frendly
like. 'An 'ee never laffs at mee.
I wish 'ee woz my frend for always.
I'd be a gud 'ooligan for 'im.
I keeps my werd an' I does fings
to 'elp.
I's seven an' I'm a gud boy.
I 's Mud. 'ow-di-doo an' plees
ter meetcha.